
Y’see, now I want to see the Battle of Pelennor Fields with heavy blasters, lasers, rocket launchers and the Fellowship wielding Light Sabers. AND I WANT IT NOW!
Time to crack open Warty’thou.
Any similarity to that scene in Fifth Element is entirely intentional.

Even in the far future, monsters are sadly misunderstood.

You know what I’d love to see? A full-on horror version of Star Trek where the crew of the Enterprise visit strange new planets. Then get savagely eaten.
The series could end with with Wesley Crusher and Deanna Troi as the sole remaining crewmembers who have to eat each other’s legs to survive.
Yeah. I’d watch that.
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DAZ Studio, postwork in Photoshop. Click to view full size.
Why C3PO, you’ve changed.
This took a heck of a long time to render – about 7 hours churning on my little netbook while the year rolled over from 2009 to 2010. Lots of shadows, grungy shaders and metal to thank for that one. Love how she turned out though.

DAZ Studio, no postwork. Click to enlarge.
Want this?

You know you do! It’s called GlassHoppa and is just $5 from Poser Direct. It comes complete with multiple textures, poses and this little fella too……

But that’s not all.
Most importantly: every cent you pay will go to Children in Need. Mr Sparky & co have donated their time, talents and skills to this for free and aren’t taking a single thing in return. I highly recommend you check out the promotional images at the bottom of the page – they’re 1,000 times better than my speedily done effort.
But that’s still not all.
Get it before midnight tonight then email Mr Sparky himself and he’ll send you 2 products from the store of your choice, all for free. So that’s three products (and servo droid) for $5, all of which goes to charity. Poser Direct is easily my favourite, best value store around and there’s no end of terrific vehicles, sci-fi props and more to choose from.
If you use Poser or DAZ Studio (or for that matter if you don’t and just want to give five bucks to a good cause!) I can’t recommend this deal highly enough.
Go and get it and tell him greywulf sent you :D
Now shoo!

In space, no one can hear you having a bloody good time.
And before you ask: cybernetic lungs with a fission power core.
So there.

DAZ Studio. Photoshop. Blah blah blah.
A worthy sequel to Stalin vs. Martians, perhaps. Gotta love Nazis with Laser Auto-turrets.
Yeah. I’d play that.
What happens if you combine a 1983 sci-fi TV miniseries with an Alan Moore dystopian comic series from 1982?
This.
