Dirty little secret: Lots, probably. But I ain’t tellin’.

Notes: Nothing gets the geekbuds going more than a post-apocalyptic unkillable cowboy, so here he is. Who, what (or why) The Wastelander is, I’m going to leave wide open for now. Is he a part-human cyborg, a killer robot or a Freddy-like spirit of retribution? Who knows.

And sometimes, not knowing is a part of the fun.

If I could convince someone to run a post-apocalypse Dogs In the Vineyard game, this is the character I would play. Until that happy time, here he is statted out for Mutants & Masterminds.

Probably the safest place to be: behind the Wastelander staring at his pert butt cheeks. And don’t tell me you didn’t notice. Click to embiggen.

The Wastelander, PL 8
Str 14, Dex 18, Con 18, Int 12, Wis 12, Cha 16

Tough +4, Fort +10, Ref +10, Will +5
Attack +5, Grapple +7, Defense +8, Init +4

Bluff +5, Climb +6, Gather Info +4, Handle Animal +5, Intimidate +5, Notice +5, Ride +5, Sense Motive +4, Stealth +6
Ambidexterity, Attack Specialization 1 (Blaster Pistol), Benefit 1 (Reputation), Defensive Attack, Luck 1, Quick Draw 1

Blaster Pistol (Device 4, Restricted use, Easy to lose)
- Blast 8 (80′, DC 23)
- AP: Blast 5 (50′, DC 20, Area:Cone 50′)

Immunity 19 (Condition:Radiation, Damage:Radiation, Disease, Fatigue Effects, Interaction Skills, Starvation, Thirst)
Impervious Toughness 4