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Well that was fun

A month without Broadband, all thanks to BT screwing up our initial phoneline installation (we wanted one line, they recorded they’d installed two), then Tiscali completely futzing the reactivation of the connection after…. well, I won’t bore you with the details. Suffice to say that I swear that the only time I’ll be willing to deal with any company which has a call centre in India will be over my dead and fragrantly rotting corpse.

“Indian Call Centre” is now synonymous in my mind with the words “stunningly crap customer service”. Tiscali gets even lower points for having a Call Centre in India which costs a fucking fortune to speak to, as well. Not that speaking to them makes any difference as every single time we did, we were given yet another excuse, another date or some grumpy Indian bloke basically saying there’s nothing that can be done and putting the phone down on me. Sheesh.

Not that I’ve got anything again peoples of Indian descent at all – we’re all individuals and there’s good and bad in all, and I’ve spoken to folks at Tiscali who are great and genuinely want to help, but can’t. But I’ve got a hell of a lot of dislike for Companies with Indian Call Centres. That smacks too much of “cheapest possible option”; they’re cutting corners to an unacceptable degree, and in Tiscali’s case then rubbing our faces in it by making us pay for the privilege of calling them. Damn, I feel for the folks who work in the Call Centres in India who have to put up with folks like me shouting at them because their feckin’ company can’t give them the tools to do their jobs.

So anyhow, we jumped ship to O2 Broadband which is cheaper, faster (4Mb rather than 1.5Mb – and we even got letters from Tiscali saying they can’t provide broadband on the exact same line we wanted reactivating!), got a freephone number to a UK Call Centre and is all set up and working on exactly the date scheduled. No fuss, no bother.

Here’s hoping it stays that way, eh?

Up and coming

Not a lot of blogtime today, so instead I’m going to tell you what’s coming up Real Soon. By which I mean “whenever Tiscali get their fingers outta their asses”. We should be back online yesterday, today or tomorrow (or two weeks ago) depending on which semi-literate call-centre bod you speak to over there in sunny Bangladesh.

So anyhow, when we’re back online there’ll be posts like this……….

  • Sunless Citadel 4e conversion all done and dusted in a pretty PDF ready to slip into the cover of your adventure and run
  • A stonkin’ DAZ Studio tutorial. Or two. Or three
  • I’m selling off my old and venerable Dragon and Dungeon magazines (1977 vintage and beyond!) for a few dollars each, two or three at a time. Want a piece of history? Watch this space!
  • Lots of loverly Mutants & Masterminds goodness
  • New announcements, translations and downloads over at Microlite20. Oh yeh. The fans have been Very Busy in my absence :D
  • More Kobold Love, Microlite20 (and probably M&M) style
  • and much, much more.

Meantime, a question for y’all.

Do people actually buy these?  Seriously?

‘Cos I could make these in my sleep.

The Devil Dances

Later!

She's got the whole elephant in her hands

All together now…..

When you’re working in 3D that scale dial can be your best friend. Sometimes it’s just a matter of adjusting the X, Y or Y scale of a piece of clothing that stubbornly won’t quite fit. It’s also a fun creativity tool where you can play with the scale to do things impossible in “Real Life” ™. Tiny elephant? Done. Superhero giant? It’s yours.

Playing mindgames with scale affects our perceptions; it’s a fun way to make the viewer look twice at an image. I’ll be exploring more of this theme in upcoming renders.

In other news: we should be back with a real, proper internet connection this weekend. Or Wednesday. Maybe. Depending on which crappy, useless and powerless Tiscali Customer Care (Ha! They made a joke) representative you speak to on their overpriced PREMIUM RATE direct phoneline to Balgladesh or wherever.

Tiscali, you suck. Seriously. IF we’re not back soon, we’re gone to ‘nuther ISP, and NOT COMING BACK. What’s more, I’ll post about just how rubbish, crap and useless you are right on my blog so the whole world can see.

Oh, wait. I just did that. Well, I’LL DO IT AGAIN! Ha!

I hate BT and Tiscali

You might have noticed that things have been a bit strange and stilted over in Greywulfland of late. Thanks to a series of monumental cock-ups by BT, and further exaggerated by Tiscali, we’ve been netless at home for the best part of a month now. That’s a long and angry blogpost for another time though. Right now we’re relying on the miracle that is free wifi hotspots (love you, Hobby Horse in Chesterfield!) for our internet needs so I’ve been preblogging and scheduling posts to keep things going over here.

Which all, I hope, goes to explain why I’ve been pretty quiet on the comments front over on everyone else’s blog, and probably why recent blogposts have followed a certain theme :D

Normal service, as they say, will be resumed as soon as possible.

Thanks for the comments and link love, all!

Dear Tiscali: P*** off.

Dear Tiscali,

No, I do not give you permission to monitor my traffic. I do not allow you to watch what I am doing online any more than I allow the Royal Mail to open my post. You provide my Internet connection (poorly, I might add – we’ve been down more than up this month). I expect you to provide a service in return for cold hard cash. I expect – and deserve – nothing less than excellent customer service, not the piss poor joke you laughingly and insultingly call a “customer care line”. Overpriced national-rate phone lines should never, ever be used when customer service is involved. Make it local-rate – or, better yet, free. It’s what I pay for, after all.

More than that, I expect you to deal with me in a professional manner, not treat me like some kind of terrorist or criminal.

If I commit an illegal act, that’s for the courts to decide. Not you, and not the BPI. Here in the UK we have, and expect, due process. Monitoring traffic – any traffic – without a warrant is a gross invasion of privacy, and arguably an illegal act in itself, whatever the BPI may think. I do not want your employees having access to what I do online. I do not want anyone having access to what I do online.

If you cannot provide the service for which we paid, we (and I suspect, thousands of others) will leave.

Sort yourselves out, fuckwits. Without your customers, you’re history. End of.

Yours,

Robin V. Stacey

UPDATE: Essential reading: http://www.thefreecountry.com/security/anonymous.shtml

Steampunk Round Your Neck

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Go here to view large. Or here to buy it!

Pretty, isn’t it?

And it can be all yours too. Croxie, my fellow awful soul, has been busy making these lovely Steampunk Pendants (and earrings!) for the past few weeks using parts from old pocketwatches. At times, our table has looked like a very, very small explosion in a very, very small factory :)

This is the first one that’s being released into the wild; if your heart is full of pure steampunk lust right now, head over to eBay and get bidding!

That's Tiscali Support For You

“…..it’s a wireless router.”

“And have you tried replacing the USB cable?”

“No….. it’s a wireless router.”

“Ok. Have you tried replacing the ethernet cable?”

“No….. it’s a wireless router!”

“Have you tried replacing the wireless?”

True.

Down And Out In Old Dungeon Town

Thanks to the combined might of Tiscali and BT, we’ve been sans connection for the past 48 hours, which is fun. Especially if by “fun” you really mean “tearing your hair out with frustration as you’re trying to set up a new business and this is a very, very bad time to lose ‘net access”. In the end I’m shouting at some guy in Bangladesh. This has the desired effect, and we’re back online again. Customer care my hat.

But anyhow.

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Amid visits to accountants, etc, I’ve read pretty much all of the 4e D&D Core Books and spent far too much time in Poser creating character portraits and concept art for the game including this rather nifty Tiefling Wizardess:

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My laptop has been behaving itself with only one or two complete lock-ups per day, which is just about at the acceptable side of annoying.

When it comes to 4th Edition D&D I guess it all comes down to the question of whether it’s a better game than 3rd Edition, and the answer to that has to be a qualified yes. Take Powers out of the equation and you’ve a system with an improved (though entirely miniatures dependant) combat system, simpler Skills and better Feats. The choice of Races in the PHB isn’t my cup of tea, but the entries in the Monster Manual more than solve this. The game plays better and is more dynamic overall.

Then add in the Powers. The Powers system is brilliant – it adds a whole new dimension to the game which improves over what we had with 3rd Edition. The idea of at-will, encounter and daily abilities is a simple concept but it add so much to the game. Even my hard-core players who aren’t big fans of combat keep itching to crack skulls using their Powers, and they do a terrific job of enforcing and encouraging teamwork.

But.

There’s two problems with Powers, as presented in the PHB: there aren’t enough, and they aren’t varied. There’s too much emphasis on melee-based Powers – if you want to play a Fighter who specialises in missile combat, you’re completely left out in the cold – and too many Powers have the same mechanic with slightly different swishy effects.

Sure, the lack of Powers will be solved by throwing Yet More Cash at Wizard’s for more books, but it’s a problem that shouldn’t exist at all, and largely it could have been solved by fixing the PHB’s broken layout.

Here’s the thing: take the Powers out of the Character Classes chapter, collate ‘em and strip out the duplicates. Stick them in a chapter on their own so that the Classes chapter just contains the Classes themselves complete with a summary of available Powers. As it stands, with Classes chapter reads more like a huge list of Powers with a few pages about the Classes inserted at random. That’s messy. Fixing that will bring the Classes chapter in line with the Races section with a few pages per class, easy to check through to and make your selection, and bring Powers in line with Skills, Feats and Rituals (more on those, later) as more of a Rule Compendium resource that’s easy to check mid-game – especially if they take the Powers out of the other sections too. Having Powers slotted in the Races and Feats section where they’re mentioned is sloppy. Put a reference in there instead, and stick all the Powers together. The PHB layout is dumbass. There. I said it.

By collating and removing duplicates (and near-duplicates like all of the “Marked” Powers), we should be able to have 3 or 4 new Powers at 1st level for each class, with a couple more for each level above.

Then we have Rituals, and seriously, I don’t know why they bothered. Rituals is the new name for Spells, because Spells was taken. Rituals are kinda like Powers except they cost money to use and take longer to cast. There’s also ridiculously few of them listed in the PHB. Rituals would have been better handled daily/weekly or monthly-use Powers (continuing the Powers theme) that can only be used out of combat (or in-combat, with considerable difficulty). This would have eliminated an unnecessary mechanic, kept things consistent and meant more room for more Powers. As it stands, Rituals smacks of being too much of an afterthought to add anything meaningful to the game, and re-inforces the impression that this Edition of D&D was designed by committee.

Criticisms aside, I do like 4e, a lot. Perfect, it isn’t. But it’s a damned site better than it could have been. Which is nice.

Surfing Bondi Blue Style

I’m here, right now, blogging and surfing quite merrily on a Bondi Blue G3 iMac. I’ve finally consigned my laptop to the Vaults of Doom (AKA the laptop bag) until I can face trying to power it up again. In the meantime, I’m having a blast seeing just how far it’s possible to push a ten year old iMac.

The biggest challenge with this iMac is the operating system, that’s for sure. OS X 10.1.5 is drop-dead gorgeous and stable as heck, but the problem is a serious lack of software for this particular version of Apple’s flagship operating system. Hopefully, I’ve a copy of 10.2 coming in the mail Real Soon, and that’s the version when all the stops are opened and software becomes readily available.

Heck, even finding a halfway decent browser was a problem. OS X 10.1 comes with the gawd-awful Internet Explorer for Mac, version 5.1. I’ve upgraded that to 5.2 and it’s still every bit as terrible as… well, as any other version of Internet Explorer, really. There’s no version of Firefox for any release of OS X below 10.2, and ditto for Opera 9. I tried a release of Mozilla 1.7 which as ok-ish, but too much of a memory hog, and much too insecure for comfort.

In the end, I’ve settled on Opera 8.54 for now; it’s stable, renders pages nicely and can chearfully handle multiple open tabs, even in the mere 96Mb ram on this iMac. Nice.

The only problem is that this version of Opera doesn’t like a few key sites, most notably gmail, Google Reader and twitter.com, so I’m having to use a real mail client (how retro is that?), the surprisingly good Bloglines and Hahlo 3 as my twitter client. They’re all pretty good substitutions, and it’s a perfectly livable setup. Heck, it sure beats swearing at my laptop every ten minutes as it crashes again.

One thing I’ve noticed about using such an old browser is just how many adverts there are online; I’m used to using Opera 9.5 (which has built in ad blocking) and Firefox’s Adblock add-on and both do a terrific job of cutting 90% of the netcrap before it even hits your screen. Take that away and it’s quite a shock. There’s a lot of adverts out there! Wow. I’ll be very happy to go back to Firefox 3 again, and kiss that overt consumerism goodbye.

I’m still finding my way around the iMac; I loe the mini keyboard but hate the hockey puck mouse. How on Earth can Apple get the iMac’s looks so great then screw up something as simple as a mouse?! Give me a properly shaped scroll mouse, any time.

The main thing I’m going to miss while using this iMac is Poser; that ain’t gonna happen, but I’ve tested out it’s image-handling and card reading capabilities, and it worked just fine, so photography shouldn’t be a problem provided I don’t fill the hard drive too much :)

Ten Dollar iMac

My laptop is getting worse by the day, so I did the only sensible thing. I got me a new computer. Except it’s not new – it’s almost exactly ten years old, to the day.

I hit eBay, where all good computers go to die, and managed through some miracle to pick up not one, but two iMacs being sold locally as a bundle. One worked and the other is pretty dead. Figuring the dead one would make a fun project in it’s own way, I put a bid in, and won the two for the princely sum of £10.50 for both. That’s around $20 for two iMacs folks. Bargain? You bet!

The first iMac – the one I’m using right now – is an original Bondi Blue G3 with 96Mb and the original 4Gb hard drive. It’s a mere 233Mhz CPU, though it certainly doesn’t feel like it.

So far, I’m very impressed. The screen in particular is gorgeous. At 1024×768 the display is crystal clear with anti-aliased fonts better than anything I’ve seen before. This system has a mere 96Mb RAM, yet it’s running OS X 10.1 with a browser window open, iTunes playing a CD and my typing this in TextEdit. Which, incidentally, I’m not using full screen – TextEdit is taking up just half of the screen and I’m using quite a small font without any problems at all. The anti-aliasing is that good.

Awesome environment? You bet.

Let’s recap. This is a G3 iMac. It’s ten years old (almost to the day) and came equipped with a 4GB hard drive, 96Mb RAM and OS X 10.1 pre-installed. And it’s lovely. There’s something uber-cute about the iMacs for a start in all their transparent curvy glowiness. Despite their teenage-bedroom looks though, these are Real Computers complete with all the power you….well, I…. need (well, mostly). As it’s OS X, there’s a Linux-like Operating System under the hood. It sure felt good to crack open a terminal and type

 perl -v

To be greeted with

 This is perl, v5.6.0 built for darwin

 Copyright 1987-2000, Larry Wall

Anywhere good enough for Larry is good enough for me :)

There’s no vim. but we have both vi and emacs, so that’s good. Heck, there’s even php and apache all set up and ready; what’s not to love?

What’s most impressive is what the iMac doesn’t feel like. It doesn’t feel like a 10 year old computer. It doesn’t feel like it’s only got 96Mb – though I suspect I can’t push it too far! And it certainly doesn’t feel like Windows, which is nice. If anything, this is Linux, polished. It’s Linux given the professional make-over it so much deserves.

The other iMac is a slot-loading 400Mhz DV SE with 128Mb RAM and a 13Gb hard drive. It’s a dead thing though – just chimes, and won’t boot up at all. There’s a whole slew of potential problems and fixes I’m going through right now, and I’m hopeful it’ll be running Real Soon. The lovely couple who sold it even threw in a 120Gb drive, just in case it’s the hard drive that’s at fault. Yep – a 120Gb drive, and two iMacs for £10.50!!

The plan is to put this Bondi iMac in the kitchen as a recipe database, streaming radio and casual internet ‘puter when we move. I really want to get the other machine running too, but if not I’ll put the extra memory and 120Gb in the older machine. We’ll see.

Right now though, it’s just good to have a working machine again. However old it is.