10 second review: Goscurry

Goscurry is an evil, evil game that uncompromisingly makes Temple Run look like a Fisher Price toy. It has a minimalist reflex-action purity that has been known to make grown men weep and wake up screaming “left! I should have turned left!” as they relive the last procedurally generated level in their fevered neon dreams.

I like it.

It is currently $4.50 or non-colonial equivalent, and well worth it for the amount of visceral self-flagellating pleasure you will get out of it. Despite being labelled Beta (as everything is these days, it seems), it is far more complete than most other games out there. In this case, “Beta” just means “yes, more evil is coming”. It’s currently available for Windows, Mac and Linux with Android and IOS versions coming soon.

Go get it. You will hate me, but you won’t regret it.

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