I’m Bat-Troll

Fun facts about Bat-Troll

Bat-Troll has a Bat-mobile. It hangs from his ceiling and is made of real bats

Bat-Troll lives in a cave. His secret headquarters is a playboy mansion

Bat-Troll is like several superheroes rolled into one. He has the regeneration of Wolverine, the costume of Batman, the vulnerability to fire of Martian Manhunter and the brains of Superman

Bat-Troll does not have a sidekick. Bat-Troll ate him

Bat-Troll’s gloves do not fit

Bat-Troll’s parents were killed by a passing adventuring party. Bat-Troll saw a bat fly through the doorway. This isn’t unusual. I mentioned he lives in a cave, right?

Bat-Troll does not have a utility belt. Bat-Troll cannot spell utility belt

BAT-TROLL IS THE UNDERDARK KNIGHT

I need to lie down now….

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2 Responses

  1. Quirky DM says:

    That made me laugh. I like it!

  2. Elton says:

    Oooooooh . . .

    No, wait . . .

    Oh please.

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