I think it’s time for a caption contest, don’t you?

Winner gets a one-of a kind custom no-prize. Have at it!

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14 Responses

  1. Elton says:

    I’m a drow, I’m drinking my coffee, don’t bother me. Or else. *points at skulls*

  2. Todd says:

    “Wow, Kirstie Alley sure dropped a few pounds eh?”

  3. *Points at skulls* Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee.

  4. “Are you sure this…coffee…will make me poop?”

  5. drow says:

    I drank what?

  6. drow says:

    And now, Mr. Bond… You will die. After I’ve finished my coffee. And told you about how I’m going to steal the Wand of Orcus. And fuse it with the Rod of Seven Parts, and the Staff of the Gods. And use the resulting meta-artifact to slay the Warden Gods and seize control of the universe. AND THEN maybe my race will finally get the respect we deserve, and everyone will forget about that pathetic emo twink Drizzt.

  7. greywulf says:

    Great stuff! Keep ’em coming!

  8. Damn good coffee!

    [theme to Twin Peaks plays in the background]

  9. Janus3003 says:

    What is a man!? *throws mug* A miserable little pile of secrets!
    But enough talk! HAVE AT YOU!

  10. Sean says:

    “I can’t believe I hired a goblin to redecorate my throne room!”

  11. ruined says:

    ‘Blood just doesn’t taste like it used to’.

  12. greywulf says:

    And the winner is…. drow!

    Congratulations drow. You win the no-prize!

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