Foods that could be D&D monsters, but aren’t

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  1. You forgot:

    Guacamole: A particularly large, and unwell looking, Dire Mole.

  2. greywulf says:

    I like it! I’ll also add this one:

    Cucumber-Hulk: Looks just like a regular Umber-Hulk, but turns green and muscular when you make it angry. Cucumber-Hulk smash!

  3. x-humed says:

    It’s not mine but toon used to feature a Unicorn-on -the-cob.

  4. Thunderforge says:

    I’d love to have the party fight The Leftovers from Last Night! Maybe some wizard was so upset about the wasteful decadence of the aristocracy while the peasants starved, so he enchanted all their wasteful food to attack them!

    (By the way, I really don’t care for the new toolbar at the bottom of the screen. It makes the site too complex).

  5. Rich says:

    I’m surprised no one mentioned: “Brownie Mix”. It’s ground up, dehydrated, and magically reconstituted versions of the little fae-creatures. Just add water and eggs and heat and you have a great treat for orcs, trolls, ogres and the like. ;)

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