Foods that could be D&D monsters, but aren’t
Food is brilliant, and not only for the reason that it tastes so good. Food has its own language, evocative words which conjure up images, tastes and smells like nothing else. What if we used those words and turned them into D&D monsters? Here’s a handful. Feel free to add more!
Like a Bulette, but longer and crustier.
A black pudding.
A four-wheeled denizen of the Abyss.
A form of magic practised by merchants.
A particularly cowardly resident of the Outer Planes.
A female horse.
A female horse with 1 hit point.
A tasty and nutritious dish. Watch out for small bones.
A large and noble goblinoid.
Demon Lord who hosts a talk show on the 333rd layer of the Abyss.
An impoverished orc.
An undead Quasit wizard.
Small red-skinned gnomes with green hair. Known for their fiery tempers.
Rack of Ribs
Slang term for a horde of skeletons.
An undead Beholder.
Now it’s your turn!