Caption Contest!

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22 Responses

  1. Tony Law says:

    “Oh no you didn’t!”

    Tony Laws last blog post..What I learned at GenCon

  2. Graham says:

    1) “Excuse me, barkeep… Barkeep? Now where did he go off to?”

    2) The Drunken Dragon tavern earned its name a little too well.

    3) Man, those Dragonborn are everywhere, these days!

    4) The half-dragon half-giraffe had a hard time fitting in, so he spent a lot of time drinking at the tavern.

    Is that enough? Did I win yet? :P

    Grahams last blog post..Pathfinder 18-21 – Fuck, it’s been a while

  3. Bartoneus says:

    “BRB, bio”

    “It comes in pints?”

    “Stop. Hammertime!”

  4. Reis O'Brien says:

    “Uh… excuse me, waiter… there’s a fly in my human.”

    Reis O’Briens last blog post..Fear My Mighty T-shirt!

  5. Greywulf says:

    Lol! Keep ’em coming! :D

  6. Tomcat1066 says:

    “Pardon me. Do you have any Grey Poupon?”

    Tomcat1066s last blog post..Tomcat Jr.’s First Adventure

  7. MadBrewLabs says:

    “What do you mean shepherds pie doesn’t come with shepherds in it?”

    MadBrewLabss last blog post..Gamers Bashed by McCain’s Blogger

  8. Reverend Mike says:

    Excuse me, barkeep. I seem to have left my hoard at home. Can I open up a tab?

  9. Reverend Mike says:

    No, sir. I only need one of your firstborn.

  10. Reverend Mike says:


  11. Joey says:

    “Excuse me sir. Where is the little dragons room?”

    Joeys last blog post..Character Counts 1 – Arthur Dannenberg

  12. Dave T. Game says:

    “We don’t serve their kind here.”
    “Your dragonborn. They’ll have to wait outside.”

  13. Ravyn says:

    “Now if you shade your lanterns, maybe smoke the glass a little, that will do amazing things for your ambiance. And a few more shiny things on the walls. Really, if you want to make people spend money here, you have to make them feel like they’re sitting on a hoard!”

    “Is this place even up to fire code?”

    “I. Said. I. Want. MILK!”

    Ravyns last blog post..When Not to Press On

  14. benpop says:

    My first thought when I saw that was that it looked like a theater, with lights up top and such. Which made me think of a certain Something Positive comic, which for the life of me I can’t find. (Trust me, I’ve spent hours on it now — it’s a big archive.)

    Anyway, I’ll try to pull it from memory. It’s a bunch of fantasy creatures at a dress rehearsal for Cabaret (at least I thought it was Cabaret). The producer/A.D./whoever the @$$hole is in the theater is a dragon.

    The quote comes from her criticism of one of the lighting jobs. “That’s supposed to spell ‘Heartache’ but to me it says ‘blue diarrhea’!”

    I probably killed it with all the set up and inside knowledge involved. *sigh*

  15. Storyteller says:

    “Actually, daisies make quite an effective breath weapon.”

    Storytellers last blog post..Minor Hiatus

  16. Mdonle says:

    “Hey! No more ‘So a Dragon walks into a bar’ jokes or I start torching the wenches!”

  17. Mdonle says:

    and the obligatory…

    “You talking in Draconic to me? Are YOU talking in Draconic to ME?!”


    Reverend Mikes last blog post..History of the Word: Nerd

  19. Greywulf says:

    Keep them coming, folks! Love this………

    Big grinz to y’all.

  20. Tony Law says:

    Excuse me a moment. I have to go “rescue the princess,” if you know what I mean.

  21. Greywulf says:

    Comments are closing!

    I’ll announce the winner sometime tomorrow, peeps. Thanks, all :D

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