WeAllJustWannaPlayDAndD: With apologies to Nickelback

‘Cause we all just wanna play D&D
Mark ‘n’ Shane ‘n’ Keith ‘n’ me
Raiding temples and defeating evil
Groan when the GM uses the Dire Weevil
We’ll all roll dice and hope it’s a twenty
‘Cos the next adventure we’re gonna need plenty
Defeating evil ain’t going to be easy
And red horned demons sure are cheesy
We’ll use our feats
Watch out for plot hooks
When someone shouts grapple
Run to the rule books
and well…
Hey hey I wanna play D&D
Hey hey I wanna play D&D
I wanna be like Conan and cut my swathe
Kill 18 orcs in a blood soaked rage
Write Xellig Woz ‘Ere on the Temple of Doom
Get back to the tavern and book a room
Hey hey I wanna play D&D
Hey hey I wanna play D&D
(I’ll have a mug of ale… on the house)
I’m gonna wear chainmail
Wield a bigass sword
Get into a fight
Annoy some Lord
(So how ya gonna do it?)
I’m gonna rescue his wife
From his evil clutches
Defeating his army
Leave him in crutches
‘Cause we all just wanna play D&D
Mark ‘n’ Shane ‘n’ Keith ‘n’ me
Raiding temples and defeating evil
Groan when the GM uses the Dire Weevil
We’ll all roll dice and hope it’s a twenty
‘Cos the next adventure we’re gonna need plenty
Defeating evil ain’t going to be easy
And red horned demons sure are cheesy
We’ll use our feats
Watch out for plot hooks
When someone shouts grapple
run to the rule books
and well…
Hey hey I wanna play D&D
Hey hey I wanna play D&D

(With apologies to Nickelback)

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